27. DAN SWIFT
After years of calls for Dan to invest in some contact lenses, he has finally put his hand in his pocket. This has been self-branded as a 'new era' for Shane, though we have yet to see the reincarnation of Maradona that was promised - but there's still time.
Taiwan Classic's biggest customer, he has the cheapest bar bill on the team owing to his 'one-beer Dan' nickname.
Dan's side hustle as Shane Twitter admin has got off to a flyer, with thunderous reviews, so be sure to check it out.