27. DAN SWIFT

After years of calls for Dan to invest in some contact lenses, he has finally put his hand in his pocket. This has been self-branded as a 'new era' for Shane, though we have yet to see the reincarnation of Maradona that was promised - but there's still time. 

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Taiwan Classic's biggest customer, he has the cheapest bar bill on the team owing to his 'one-beer Dan' nickname.

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Dan's side hustle as Shane Twitter admin has got off to a flyer, with thunderous reviews, so be sure to check it out. 

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POSITION:
NATIONALITY:
JOINED SHANE:
 
 

WINGER

ENGLAND

2021

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