39. LUKE VANE

Some say the Italians are the masters of talking with their hands, but Luke would beg to differ.

A utility player in every sense of the word, Luke can play a variety of positions effectively. Luke is also a big part of the Shane social scene and will never say no to a tall boy and a crafty cig after the game.

Luke is also a master of identifying loopholes, as despite public calls for him to buy his kit, he makes Jack do his laundry on a weekly basis.